Let’s face it, there really isn’t any comparison. But setting that aside, I do understand the value of a strap-on (and dildos.) They can be great stand-ins for the real thing. In this particular universe, straps-ons and dildos have great currency, as it allows women to do the fucking. And that’s certainly nothing to sneeze at. God bless women and their many natural gifts. But as far as the cock goes, us guys got the long end of the stick in that deal. (Of course, we also know that, sadly, some guys also got the short end of that particular stick.)
Cocks rock and I understand the desire to create facsimiles. What puzzles me, though, is why some cock lovers will make do with the stand-ins and never experience the real thing. For some, I suppose that’s okay. They are really much more into the idea of being penetrated, either orally, vaginally and anally. They aren’t necessarily cock lovers as much as they are into being receptacles. True cock lovers, though, are really into cocks.
They love the sight, smell, feel and taste of cock – in addition to being penetrated every which way but loose. Of course, I love true cock lovers because they love my big, thick, heavy cock. What cock lover wouldn’t? Strap-ons and dildos are a heroic sexual invention. But wouldn’t you rather have the real thing?
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Days and times there are health issues associated with the real thing- esp. for those of us with a slutty bent, for whom cocks would be like potato chips… lol
There is another toy, Sir Mathew. I like it very much. It is a hollow strap-on. I enjoy it for those times when I just need it good & hard but the palytoy I am with does not deserve to the velvety and wet feelings of Me! I can have it any way I want, and deprive the poor thing all at once. Oh, and my hollow strap-on vibrates, something no man could ever do…
Ms. Delia
Have you heard of condoms, Andy? Preferably Magnums.
You haven’t met the right man, Ms Delia
Agree with Empress Delia.. the real thing does not vibrate…
You all are cracking me up. From the comments, it would seem as if the best quality a cock (or it’s facsimile) could have is to vibrate. While I grant that vibration is a positive thing, a good fuck from a real live cock should compensate for the lack thereof. I would posit that, perhaps, you are not true cock lovers in the way I designated. Ultimately, it’s all good. To each his or her own.
I vaguely recall hearing about these ‘condoms’ of which you speak… something about them just blocking the taste and swallowing part of the cock experience. After all, the Jeebus Contactees wouldn’t lie to us about them being ineffective in stopping diseases/pregnancy… would they?!?
And I suppose you use dental dams when eating pussy
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Oh, Andy.. you don’t know about flavored condoms? There are so many flavors to choose from..but they don’t prevent disease.. as they are intended for oral use, besides dental dam’s don’t taste good….
No- haven’t used dental dams either; just lucky so far.
I’m not arguing for or against using condoms, just pointing out that like everything else in life there are trade-offs. To quote the B5 cast, “We live in an imperfect Universe.”
Andy, have to agree with you this is a imperfect universe
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